Procrastination: The Fight for Survival

While working for this distant cousin of mine, I got some good insights about the summit that happened in Copenhagon. If you, just like millions of others, have always been wondering what the heck that was all about, let me oversimplify it for you:

America wants India/China to curb their emissions without any moral standing since its own emissions are several times more than those of India or China.

India/China want America to first lower its own emissions and then do the talking.

And so we end up with a deadlock, the competition is over and no one wants to Buy Flagyl ER Online Pharmacy No Prescription Needed blink first.

Now that the climate change summit is over and the fate of the humanity has been decided, I am beginning to wonder if procrastination is a universal phenomena. (Bahut time hai yaar. Maze udao.) Assuming that climate change is a reality and the whole world has woken up to it, I feel that this attitude of ours is going to spell doom for us in a not so distant future.  Everyone is probably assuming that the Americans will take the lead as usual and perhaps find some easier solution (and perhaps they will) that will end the crisis but in case the Americans decide not to take the lead, then our rectums are about to be impaled with  protrusions huge enough to come out of our mouths, unless each and every one of us decides to do something about the situation.

So if we were to make a difference without seriously altering our life too much, is there still something we can do? As it turns out there are 2 things which we can do. Buy viagra One in life, the other in death.

2 Innovative and easy ways to Curb Global Warming

1) When you die, throw away your body to the vultures so that you are useful even when you die. If you are shocked to hear what I am saying, let me enlighten you: The Parsis have been doing it for a long time. By throwing your body away to the vultures I don’t really mean to rob you of your dignity. The Parsis give their dead to the vultures with proper ceremonies and all and there are proper funeral sites where bodies are given up. This way you would be saving several logs of wood, a lot of space of land (if you bury your dead currently) and you will not be emitting any gases either(if you cremate your dead.) If millions of people adopt this way of taking care of their dead, imagine the amount of greenhouse gases that will be  prevented from going into the atmosphere, the number of trees that will be saved and the area Wellbutrin SR Online of land that can be used for more productive purposes, not to mention, the number of vultures that will be saved too! Viagra o levitra Aam ke aam guthliyon ke daam!

2) Reduce your non-veg intake. Now I am not going to tell you to become a strict vegetarian since I am not one myself. I like non veg food. Nothing like a good chicken dish. But I don’t have it every now and then. It is very occasional and maybe it’s amoxil online time for you to adopt this habit too.  This is because the more vegetarian you are, the less amount of overall food is consumed. For a kilo of meat to produce more than a kilo of food grain is consumed. And that is a well known fact. Hence if the total food grain consumed is less, less trees will be cut to create farmlands.

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3) Saving paper on printouts: At Dulcet we don’t Buy pamelor waste paper too much and utilize both sides of an A4 sized sheets, as much as possible. You might want to adopt the same habit too if only for unofficial purposes. Wasting a side of a sheet is criminal and just think about how many trees you will be able to save by adopting this simple practice!

However, if you cannot ensure the above, don’t make babies. They may not die a peaceful death, unless of course you are counting on the Americans to engineer the environment! Viagra generika (Kisi aur ke toh baski hai nahi!)